- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

My mum is called Steve

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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