What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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