What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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