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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's the new green? Green

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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