Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Guest what? Dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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