What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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