- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Justin Bieber.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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