Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

My spelling is horrible

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Anti Joke

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