- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the new green? Green

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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