- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the old man say? Im old

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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