- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

why did the man die? he was shot

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Sam Hengal.

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