There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Your girlfriend.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Chlamydia

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Anti Joke

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