- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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