- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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