- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Once upon a time a was born

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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