Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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I am quite mature.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Your mother just died.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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