A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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