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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Brain fart

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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