- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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