- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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