- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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