Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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