- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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