- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Knock Knock? Come in.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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