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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What is your name? My name is Jeff

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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