- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

why is this joke funny because your laughing

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Balls

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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