What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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