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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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