Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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taking out the trash... at night

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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