- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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