Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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