Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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