a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Asians...

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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