Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

wanna hear a joke? no

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Popsicles

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Itookasipasoda

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Kim Kardashian.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Whats a cat? A cat!

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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