What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

This is not a joke.

WNBA

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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