- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Good job, son.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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