- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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