- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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