Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Anti Joke

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