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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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