- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

The Labour Party.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A train poops its pants.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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