- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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