Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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bryden is a faggot

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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