Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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