knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Go away still nothing to see

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Hello.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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