Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Oh, go away

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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