- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

ask me if i am a tree. no.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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