- Anti Joke

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Barack Obama

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Barack Obama

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings