- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

knock knock come in

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Black people having a Job.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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