- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

guess what>? your mum lol

I went to work today....

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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