- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Please don't shoot me

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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