What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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