- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

A man died.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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