Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Women can vote? WTF

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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woman's rights

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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