If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Knock Knock? Come in.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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