Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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