- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Women's Rights

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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