- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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