Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What would u like to drink?

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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