- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How do you scare a black man? You dont

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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