- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

pobody's nerfect

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Knock Knock? Come in.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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