what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Please don't shoot me

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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This is not a joke.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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