- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A black man has a job.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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