- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Immigration Laws

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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