Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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