- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Bob Saget

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

My mom

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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