"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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The Labour Party.

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woman's rights

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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