- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

You just read this ..

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Barack Obama

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

How did the dog die? He was put down.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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