- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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