- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Women's rights

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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