13 =B you just learned something

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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