- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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